Friends, countrymen; send me your shoes.

I'm the first to admit that I have a 'thing' for shoes.
Not in an Imelda Marcos, wear-'em-once-and-chuck-them-in-a-barn-sized-cupboard kind of way, mind. I simply collect children's shoes.
Please, readers, if you have any old children's shoes that you have no use for any more, please contact me to arrange a new home for them.